'Something' drags on too long

Nowadays the popular trend seems to be to ignore significant age differences when it comes to dating, and the romantic comedy "Something's Gotta Give" does just that. The story revolves around successful businessman Harry Sanbourn. Sanbourn (Jack Nicholson), at age 63, shamelessly pursues women under the age of 30. His latest conquest Marin (Amanda Peet) is the daughter of famous playwright Erica Barry (Diane Keaton). However, it's not long before Harry realizes that for once in his life, he is more interested in the mother than the daughter. The plot thickens when his doctor, Julian Mercer (Keanu Reeves), also becomes smitten with the playwright. Suddenly Harry is not the only one with an appreciation for the younger generation. However, the biggest challenge that Erica and Harry face is Harry himself. The notorious heartbreaker is set in his single ways and does not want to commit. Nor is he the only character with a cynical outlook on relationships. Marin shares Harry's fear of falling in love and the vulnerability that follows. In the end, Harry must decide whether or not to retire his little black book before it is too late for him and Erica. Writer/director Nancy Meyers' ("What Women Want" and "The Parent Trap") script contains some great dialogue. However, Meyers renders a great disservice to the character of Julian, making his role as the romantic diversion feel contrived. This lends to the convenient ending that leaves the audience feeling silly for taking Julian seriously as a contender for Erica's affections. While some may find the idea of Nicholson as a debonair playboy somewhat unsettling, he does an excellent job of portraying the bachelor who will go to any length to avoid commitment. Perhaps this is because his character's love life bears some resemblance to Nicholson's actual romantic history. Keaton is practically flawless in her portrayal of Erica. She plays the role with conviction and is absolutely hysterical at times. Overall, this all-star cast is impressive, leaving the audience wanting more of Erica's sister Zoe (Frances McDormand), the outspoken feminist, and Harry's personal assistant Leo (Jon Favreau). While the movie amuses, many scenes play awkwardly. "Something" is a movie that was written with adults over the age of 30 in mind. For example, there are jokes concerning Viagra and menopause, issues which most younger people don't encounter.  More troubling is the thought that people that age are fooling around, something much too uncomfortable to fathom, much less sit through. Seeing Jack Nicholson's naked rear and hearing Diane Keaton panting and groaning hits too close to home for most college students. Another setback to this movie is that the film is too long and drags at some points. Therefore, either sit this one out and let the parents enjoy it, or wait until it comes out on video. Grade: C+